Monday, March 12, 2012
IF ONLY HE WOULD...
Me: (in my absolutely correct, self-righteous voice) "IF ONLY HE WOULD GET A JOB, STOP WITH THE DOPE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIS ANGER AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES THIS MARRIAGE COULD WORK". I meant it too.
Her: An awesome Higher Power with an awesome dog (in a non-judgemental ...for real... voice) "Do you look at the western skies and want them to be drywall and spackle instead of wide open? Do you look at a zebra and want it to be a giraffe, a kitten or a pine bark beetle? Did you look at your week old son and want him to be potty trained and playing varsity basketball?"
Me: "No. Never." In my head i was thinking "What kind of damn question is that?" but i didn't let it fly.
Her: "Well then....you have a start and are on your way."
And so I was. The clueless look on my face was for real.
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